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It is faster than ever before.
Internet browsing is now faster than ever before, thanks to performance improvements, as long as it takes you to do a task. For example? An intuitive address bar. 7DHC823S7MAH

It’s easier than ever.
You must not open a new window to find information such as directions, now you can use this data easily with one of our accelerators.

It is safer than ever before.
Whatever you do, you stay with the safer Smart Screen Filter. You’re now better protected from malicious software that your privacy and identity.

Do you share a computer with someone? Someone who looks at crazy websites? Then you may suffer from O.M.G.I.G.P. Watch this video to learn more and find a cure.

O.M.G.I.G.P or “Oh My God I’m Gonna Puke” is a serious problem for those living with the sick and perverted. Fortunately Dean Cain and IE8’s InPrivate mode can help. Warning: video is NSFL and reading Cain’s lips is very NSFW.

Are your parent’s or grandparent’s internet connection painfully slow? Does their frustration cause gritting rage? Don’t worry, you’re not alone. They may suffer from G.R.I.P.E.S.

Do you spend your days frantically bouncing from website to website hoping you don’t miss anything? Has this led to frightening delusions? Don’t worry, you’re not alone. You may be just one of the millions of people suffering from F.O.M.S.

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